2012.12.31:最后一天跟“Law”有关的笑话。为何马来西亚人去英国都是读法律(law)的。

今日笑话
Joke of the Day (2012.12.31)


Why 80% of Malaysians going to UK to study law?


UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I’m here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, I’ve been here for a good twenty years, and I’d say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they’re here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That’s really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr (啰)…

(Lor is a chinese dialect accent, a casual way or expression which carries a sense of resignation.)

马来西亚人很喜欢用“啰”这个口语，以至在说英语时闹出笑话。

12.25:老师和家长不宜透过面子书沟通

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“除了老师和家长不宜透过面子书沟通，从今年起，美国许多校区还制定了明确的社交网站规范，禁止老师和学生私下用面子书互动，以防堵不当的师生关系。”

12.25: 圣诞节前夕的平安夜

圣诞节前夕的平安夜， 让人想到的童话故事。。。。。。